If you’re fat
no matter how nice it is outside, don’t ever show skin. I don’t care if it’s 90 degrees, I better see you in a long sleeve and some pants. no one wants to see your flabby arms of unhealthiness, no one wants to see your wavy fat thighs, or cankles. just wear coats in the summer.
and the beach?
that’s definitely a no-no
Just for you, buddy, I’m goin’ butt naked all night.
And I’m a dude… a fat dude who’s going to wave his fat schlong all around while doing jumping jacks and burpees, outside, singing “Eat It.”
I’ll be sure to take some pictures just for you, fuckwad.
Haha oh atchka: you are *so* my hero right now. Also I just laughed so hard at your reply to this idiot that I spilled my drink all over me and had to go change. So now in honour of the OP, I am wearing my tightest lycra bike shorts on my fat ass, showing my bare legs to the world..and not just bare and fat, but hairy too. Oh yeah and I have bare shoulders too, so hopefully the sheer horror of my fat, pale flesh will banish the troll to the outer darkness where they belong.